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24 декабря 2010, 23:30

Рождественские песни.

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На днях TotalBiscuit, тролль, маг и ведущий нескольких видео-подкастов выложил три отличных рождественских гимна, главной темой которых является варкрафт.

Естественно крайне желательно знание английского языка.

A Very Trolly Christmas - Hark the Wrathbabies

Текст:

Hark the Wrathbabies do sing

"Oh my god, please nerf Deathwing!"

Scorch the earth, the sea, the wilds

Cry about it like a child"

Joyful, all ye oldschool rise

Deathwing pwns you from the skies

With the entitled host proclaim:

"Boss is hard, I quit this game!"

Hark the Wrathbabies do sing

"Oh my god, please nerf Deathwing!"

TBC, by us adored

Wrath it left us rather bored!

Now the Cataclysm come

Keyboard turners left quite glum

We've got no time now you see

Jobs, kids, families, christmas trees

This expansion is hardcore

What happened to, my gearscore?

Hark the Wrathbabies do sing

"Oh my god, please nerf Deathwing!"

Nail the trash mobs, AOE

This tank needs to L2P

To the forums, now to gripe

Why oh Blizzard do we wipe?

These heroics challenging

Think of something, blame my ping

He will raze this mortal earth

Cleanse it all with festive mirth

Hark the Wrathbabies do sing

"Oh my god, please nerf Deathwing!"

A Very Trolly Christmas - God Rest ye Merry Ghostcrawler

Текст:

1.God rest ye merry Ghostcrawler,

Let nothing you dismay,

For even though you banned my friends

I love you anyway,

The paladins were overpowered

But you kept them at bay:

O nerfing the class that I don't play,

that I don't play,

O nerfing the class that I don't play.

2. Hey Ghostcrawler, those warriors

They killed me once I think,

You'd probly better look at that

I'm almost on the brink

Of cancelling my subscription

And kicking up a stink:

O nerfing the class that I don't play,

that I don't play,

O nerfing the class that I don't play.

3.O Ghostcrawler please understand

That rogues are really lame,

They probably fulfil their role

But nerf them all the same,

You see they are invisible

I can't set them aflame:

O nerfing the class that I don't play,

that I don't play,

O nerfing the class that I don't play.

4. Sup Ghostcrawler my bredarin

I think it's quite unfair,

that warlocks get to lifetap

and nuke without a care,

When mages have to evocate,

It's obvious I swear:

O nerfing the class that I don't play,

that I don't play,

O nerfing the class that I don't play

5. Hail Ghostcrawler the mighty one,

I ask you just one thing,

That hunter over there you see,

is needing on my ring;

He said it was for arcane shot,

I think it's just for bling:

O nerfing the class that I don't play,

that I don't play,

O nerfing the class that I don't play

6. Now Ghostcrawler you've gone too far,

This is a big disgrace,

You made a change to mages

A slap right in the face;

An icon change to mage-armour

This cannot be the case

O nerfing the class that I do play,

that I do play,

O nerfing the class that I do play

7.Why Ghostcrawler must you insist

on ruining the game

I'll find you soon and when I do

I honestly proclaim

I'm terrible in Warcraft now

and you're the one to blame

O nerfing the class that I do play,

that I do play,

O nerfing the class that I do play

Третий гимн, не относится к варкрафту напрямую, но все-равно стоит прослушивания.

A Very Trolly Christmas - Mock the Fools